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Authors are dear to our hearts, and we find that a lot of their charm lies in their eccentricities. This blog is about the weird things writers do.
Weird Things Writers Do
A short while ago, I wrote a post to talk about the 20 Weird Things Readers Do. I’m afraid that writers aren’t any different. How could they be? They have so many famous authors to use as their examples (read the Weird Habits Of Famous Writers).
Today, let’s talk about some of the run-of-the-mill madness from which most writers suffer. Let’s count them down.
The Top 10 Writing Quirks
10. Believe in book osmosis
Most writers will tell you it’s tried and tested. It works like this: if you only have enough books from literary legends to surround you, their writing genius will waft over to you, and you can soak it up through your skin. That’s book osmosis in a nutshell.
It also works with craft books. They have an incredible magnetism on writers. Here, book osmosis doesn’t work quite as well, though. You actually need to read these books to learn how good writing is done.
9. Enjoy exquisite writing materials
That includes Egyptian paper, expensive fountain pens, flashy pencils, and cute notebooks with literary quotes on the title page. Of course, all of these are so exquisite that you never use them. It’s like a Sunday dress – who wouldn’t save that for a special day?
Because those exquisite materials are just for collecting and not for using, writers do this next thing (please read on).
8. Scribble on the weirdest materials
I am a big fan of old receipts and used tickets. I always have a nest of those in my purse. What better way to jot down a few words when you happen to be queuing up in the supermarket? I never bring my notebook. But I do have an old receipt, right? That way, I never forget an idea.
Notebooks are overrated, anyway. For example, what if you have your best writing ideas when in bed? How do you open a notebook, hold it, and write your idea down? My writing friend Dianne has solved that one. She simply uses the tissue box on her bedside table. She can write whole poems on them. One of these days, her tissue box poetry will become a famous work of art!
7. Spy on other people
Have you ever caught yourself sitting in a restaurant, listening in on other people’s conversations? Of course, you have. Or how you watch someone browsing through a store, guessing at what fruit they’ll choose? Remember when you were small, and you played that guessing game, wondering what people’s jobs were?
Everybody does it. But only writers include their observations in a story. Writers make excellent spies. Just look at Ian Fleming! If you want to know more about why writers make great spies, just read this.
6. Keep word count statistics
Now that’s a sensible habit. But it borders on obsession.
Publishers always ask for the word count. If your novel is just 25.000 words long, it’s just not a novel. Don’t even dream about submitting it. The same thing goes for poetry competitions. When they ask for a haiku, they ask for a word count. Get it right or make it from scratch.
Word count statistics can also be quite satisfying. For example, when you edit, you’re not creating. That usually makes it boring. But if you can put up a little card like this, your accomplishment becomes tangible.

Image source: Susanne Bennett
This is what I update after every editing session. But of course, you could also put up a card like this for your daily writing word count.
5. Urgently need the perfect desk space
Call it OCD, call it Feng Shui, call it what you will. But my desk needs to be set up just right. I need a plant in the top left corner of my desk to rest my eyes on. In the top right corner, I need a glass of water and my pens in a cute pot. Below, I need a writing pad to jot down freak ideas, and my keyboard needs to be just the right size. If it’s too big, then my typing slows down. I also don’t like having a numbers block because that just makes numbers appear as typos. Oh, and the door to my office needs to be behind my back.
When I write, my door is closed, and my family has been warned not to disturb my sacred time. Then, I do not attend little ouches or discuss choices for snacks. It’s tough on my family, I know.
4. Shy away from what they love the most
You really can’t sugar-coat this. It is a psychological condition, and it’s called procrastination. It is a real threat to us writers. We so much want to get some writing done, but then, when we sit at the desk, we start shuffling about the stuff on the table, and suddenly the dishwasher becomes so interesting that we start scrubbing it from the inside.
What can you do? Well, you have three choices. Make your household and your desk spick and span before you sit down to write. Not very realistic; your writing will never get done. You can also accept the power of that closed door that shuts your writing space off from the rest of the world. That takes practice, believe me. Or you can read this article on our website, ‘What is procrastination and how do writers beat it?’
3. Talk about their characters as if they were real
Another occupational hazard, slightly bordering on schizophrenia. It all boils down to this: writers need to be social creatures because they write about things they experience, places they go to, and people they meet. That’s how they gather their information. To process all that, they need to do the exact opposite. They need to go into solitary confinement at their desks. Writers know how to embrace contradictions.
They create fiction, but that fiction needs to be life-like (yes, even fantasy or sci-fi). In their solitude, writers have no one to talk to except these fictional characters. Sometimes, that makes these characters so real that they literally leap off the page. Writers start talking about their creations as if they were real people!
When that happens, the writer either is insane or the book is very good, or both.
2. Think with a pen
Most people can weigh the pros and cons just by thinking about them. It’s actually easy to do, right? Not for a writer, though. Writers write down the pros, then the cons, making a list. If that’s not enough, they start writing an essay. In the end, what wins is the side with the most fluent argument, the prettiest prose, the most exciting imagery. Writers literally need a pen to think.
1. Believe that the answer is always more writing
It is. Really. You don’t know how your story needs to develop? Just write different versions. Don’t know what a character is about? Write a biography. Don’t know the answer to the fundamental philosophical question in your story? Write it out. The answer is in the writing. Always.
Why Writers Must Be Weird
- Many of the eccentricities have to do with getting started. Writers need a certain environment, free from outside distractions, and comfortable enough to be in that activity for a long time. In a sense, their quirks make writing possible.
- Other eccentricities involve the act of writing itself. It’s in the materials, the physical location where they write. We all know that the ‘medium is the message’ (to quote Marshall McLuhan). It’s a very personal decision. These quirks determine how and also what we write.
- Then, some quirks are occupational hazards. It’s because writing is more than just a job. Writing is a personality, and a lifestyle.
We simply need to make peace with our weirdness.
The Last Word
I bet all my readers will smile at these writers’ quirks. They make writers so endearing, after all. But there’s more to them. Quirks are excellent promotion. Today, everybody can be an influencer, and everybody can be a writer. Self-publishing has never been so easy. It’s easy to get your creation out there. But it’s hard to get it noticed. So, make your quirk work for you!
Source for image: Pixabay

By Susanne Bennett. Susanne is a German-American writer who is a journalist by trade and a writer by heart. After years of working at German public radio and an online news portal, she has decided to accept challenges by Deadlines for Writers. Currently she is writing her first novel with them. She is known for overweight purses and carrying a novel everywhere. Follow her on Facebook.
More Posts From Susanne
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- What Is Blackout Poetry & How Do I Write It?
- 6 Lessons From Lord Byron – How To Make Others Swoon With Words
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- The Writers Write Book Reading Challenge – 3
- 20 Weird Things Readers Do
- The 5 Most Common Themes In Literature
- What’s A Golden Shovel Poem? & How Do I Write One?
- How Your Writing Tool Shapes Your Text
- Why Writers Should Write By Hand
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