How SQL Server People Can Stay Relevant With AI
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Erik Darling here with Darling Data. And in today’s video, we are not going to talk directly about SQL Server. We are going to talk about how to stay relevant in the age of AI, right? All the AI stuff going on.
Even, I mean, I think that’s, it’s obviously a stupid term. We all know that they’re LLMs, right? We all know it’s not artificial intelligence. It’s just random word generators. We just happen to, you know, be pretty, pretty decent at coding sometimes and whatnot.
Um, and I got some stuff to say about that. Uh, down in the video description, uh, you’ll find all sorts of helpful links. You can hire me for consulting, buy my training, uh, at a discount.
It’s coupons down there and everything, because I care about your financial stability. Uh, you can become a supporting member of the channel. Uh, ask me office hours questions and, you know, the usual, like, subscribe, tell a friend, tell your mom, tell your dad.
Tell your auntie Debbie the works. Uh, if you would like free SQL Server performance monitoring courtesy of, uh, well, you know, my, my robots building this stuff. Uh, cause I, I could never do this on my own.
It’s big and crazy and codey. Uh, I’m a database idiot. I can, I don’t build this stuff. Uh, I just direct the, I just direct the show, right? It’s up here using my, my, my inherent product manager intuition, right?
To build good things and good features, uh, that help you. Uh, and they helped me too. Cause I still, you know, use it to look at things for people.
It’s good. Uh, but totally free, totally open source. You don’t have to pay me anything. You don’t, there’s no email signup, no phone home, none of that stuff. Uh, just get on in there, have a good time, monitor your SQL servers and get answers, right?
Uh, cause they, they, you, you can have your robots talk to the performance data via MCP tools, right? Read only, no ad hoc SQL. Just say what’s going on here, robot.
Depending on the robot you’re using, don’t use co-pilot. Yeah, you might get some okay answers. Uh, I will be in pass, I will be at pass summit west in Seattle. Uh, you come so close to flawless some days and, uh, one preposition.
I will be about Seattle, around pass summit west. Uh, November 9th through 11th. I have a pre-con there.
Uh, advanced T-SQL that doesn’t suck. I can teach you how to argue better with the robots, right? I can teach you robot law. Uh, and I have a regular session there about isolation levels where I’ll be, trying to convince you one last time, uh, that read committed is awful because it is.
But anyway, there’s one extra slide on this thing today. Uh, and the reason why this slide is here is because I am an old man. And as an old man, I have, I have an RSS reader on my phone.
And as an old man, I often look at my RSS feed. And I have a little folder on there. I use, I use Feedly for what it’s worth. Um, it’s, it’s okay.
Uh, I feel like the log out button is a little too easy to hit, but aside from that, it’s okay. Uh, and I, and I look at my SQL Server feed and it is 75% garbage, right? Um, you, you can tell just by the post title.
And, and I, and I know, right. Cause, uh, uh, I mean, there are just obvious tells you can, you look at the title of the post and you’re like, wow, this is going to be a joyless, jargon filled, uh, just no fun ride. That the, the, the, the person who published this had nothing to do with, right?
They, they didn’t write it. They probably didn’t look at it. The, they’re just plopping it out there for like, like content. There’s the wrong way to use AI, right?
And no one, no one wants to read it. No one is attracted to that, right? No one cares about this. Uh, it is not 2023 where that is a novel way to use, uh, artificial, uh, LLMs or artificial intelligence, not quite super intelligence yet, but that, that is, that is not the way to do it. Um, no one, no one needs to read about SQL Server is written by a robot on whatever training data or whatever, whatever random idea you had.
That’s old retreaded material. It’s not, it’s not the way to do it. Right.
And it’s, it’s sad to watch these people just continue to flounder with these awful posts over and over again. Uh, you do it by building things for people, right? Build helpful tools, right?
Because that is, that is what you can do now, right? Just writing blog content. You, you, if, if you already have a blog that I follow, that means that you were already a blogger. You were already writing things that I wanted to read.
You don’t need AI to do that. You can do all sorts of crazy things with it. You just never dreamed of. Right.
Uh, teach people how you use it to do your job. Right. Um, I have, I have a, a, a Claude plugins folder in my GitHub repo and I’m going to be building that out. Uh, it’s got stuff in there that helps people use these tools that everyone is pretty much.
If you’re doing this stuff, like if you’re not taking advantage of these things, you’re kind of dumb. Uh, and you know, like I’m trying to help people use them better for the SQL Server stuff that I know well. Right.
And so then that Claude plugins folder, there’s all sorts of ways to help Claude get a little, be a little bit better at SQL Server stuff, query plans and analysis and all that. Uh, I’m building, I have a monitoring tool that I’m building. Right.
Uh, for free. So people can monitor SQL Server for free and get good quality monitoring without paying some idiots $3,000 a server to, to the privilege of an ugly dashboard. Right.
Uh, I’ve got a plan analyzer tool that helps you just stick a query plan in there and gives you all the stuff that I would say about a query plan right in front of you. Right. Helpful things for people.
Right. Things that like I could never do on my own. Right. Uh, other stuff that I do with it is, you know, uh, I, I, like what I want to add in there soon is like how to set up, uh, your robots. So that not only can they like, you know, bit like, like, like do stuff, but they can like talk to SQL Server and try things out.
Otherwise, you know, one of the big problems that you hear about, you know, is like, of course, hallucinations. The query was wrong. Oh, all this stuff.
Yeah. Half of it is because if like, if you blindfolded a person, right. Or if you ask the average person to write like a DMV query off the top of their head, they probably would screw it up too. Right.
So, uh, and then, but you know, like a person you’ll be like, oh, it’s okay. We’re on it. I see that column names wrong. Uh, then they’d be like, oh, but look, IntelliSense got the right one. And there we go.
Now it’s working. Right. So like, like, like what the robots do go the extra mile and do the thing so that if they make a mistake, they can just correct themselves. It’s not that hard.
Right. Like everyone gets stuff wrong. You just need to get them a little bit more in there. Um, but the, the, the big thing is that you see just a complete lack of ambition, uh, with the, the way that a lot of people are using these tools. Right.
There is no, uh, like get out there and like lock stuff down. And like, all like any idea that you have in your head becomes a thing almost instantly. Right.
It’s like a grand, it’s not like free, but it’s a lot more free than how, like what you would have had to do before to make an idea a thing. So don’t be timid with it. Right.
If you have an idea, get it out there. Right. It doesn’t have to be perfect at first. It doesn’t have to be everything at first. Just get something out there and working. Uh, you know, like, like, like every time that I’ve tried to use it. Uh, any LLM out there, uh, even when like, I, you know, I, I, I give it access to my entire blog.
It’s like, this is me. This is how I write. This is my voice.
Uh, it, it can’t, it can’t, they don’t get it right. Right. Like they, you know, like there’s an approximation in there, but it’s always like, uh, but that’s just like, it’s the, it’s the wrong way to do it. Everyone knows when you, when you didn’t write something yourself, uh, it’s just, it’s just too obvious.
And like, you know, it’s like build cool stuff that, and like, you know, put yourself around it. Uh, you know, like Brent has a bunch of posts that he used Claude to make animations, but it’s still Brent around all those animations. It’s not him just saying, Hey, Claude, go make a picture and write the post for me.
And then bang publish. Right. Like that’s what you do. Like all the stuff that would be a nightmare for you to do on your own. Right.
You have to go get a graphic art degree and learn like some Adobe product to do that stuff. You don’t have to anymore. These are, these are the, these are the, these are the things that people should be filling in the blanks with. Right.
It’s, it’s not having AI impersonate you in the world. That is a sad, sad state of affairs. Anyway.
Uh, those are my thoughts on what people should be doing with our, our newfound robot friends that, that they are largely not. Uh, just approaching things the wrong way, going at things all wrong, holding it wrong, as a wise man once said. And, uh, though, I think those are unfortunately the people who are not going to do a good job of surviving, uh, these token fueled times of ours, these token fueled spending frenzies, because the, you’re, you’re just doing the stuff that you already did with it.
Right. Go big. Right.
Get out there, do something enormous. Right. Cause you can, right. It’s, it’s, it’s a thing that you can do. All right. Anyway. Thank you for watching.
Uh, I hope you enjoyed yourselves to some degree. Uh, I don’t know if you’ve learned anything, but perhaps you’ve been moderately entertained for a moment. All right.
Thank you for watching.
Going Further
If this is the kind of SQL Server stuff you love learning about: these days I have AI do the annoying stuff for me. My new video course teaches you to work the same way, and I teach whole teams in a one-day workshop. Someone still has to know enough SQL Server to keep the robots in check, and that’s what my training is for.
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